IVANHOE Acronym Contest: Winners announced!

First Prize

• Intellectualized Verbosity Arousing Neurotically Hypercritical, Obsessed Exegetes

Grand Prize Winner Justin Van Kleeck will receive his choice of fifty ($50) dollars! or, an autographed copy of New York Times Bestseller© Radiant Textuality. (Note: copy NOT autographed by actual author Jerome McGann.)

Honorable Mention

• Inventing Viatectures of Analysis and Nitpicking Humanity Obviously has Earned
• In Vain Acceptance of the Near Hopelessness Of Everything
• Indulge Velleities As Necessary, Heckle Others Endlessly

For these three important contributions to 'patacritical scholarship, ARP alumnus Nathan Piazza will be awarded a suitably impressive objet d'art (objet to be determined).

To the victor go the spoils.